grandma Kureishy
spent about 20 minutes trying to convince my grandmother someone raised outside of old country probably wouldn’t be interested in arranged marriage. Speaking from personal experience dat is ;P
lol silly foreigners trading camels for young brides =___=
What kind of sleazebag picks up chicks at Umrah? This is the third such story I’ve heard!
D’oh! Dadi just put one of my pancakes into the toaster!
listening to Ghostface “fuck you too nigga! what kind of pants you got on nigga capris?” Killah with her.
Uh-oh “how to delete this messages” from my grandmother regarding Facebook Friend Request Ignoring from random Kureishy’s on an ~*~iPod Touch~*~
OK but seriously. She said I taught you how to walk with you holding my finger, and you can’t teach me to send a message to my nephew saying congratulations on your daughter’s engagement? :( Then I showed her how ^o^ cuz I’m not a heartless biznatch
I also pretended to refuse to give her 2 tablespoons of milk from my glass for her tea. ;O
hehhhhh. OK but the thing is I drive her to Wal-Mart twice a week and to Great Clips and social security office and doctors and airport. :O yes, now you see how sispoombah loves grandmother.
is this bad?
it’s Friday and I’m waiting for my mom to leave so’s I can…..
MaKe PaNcAkEs!!!!
YaahOOOooOOOooo!!11!`~ ai ai aiii
seriously tho, lady needs to get off my back about a da smoking and da drinking and da lying and da stealing. ehhh heh heh you know I keed I keed [Ed. Note: I kid, I kid]
JUICE JUICE SLURPY NURPLY JUICY GOSSIP!! Well, not gossip, but did you hear Saleha got engaged? Yeah! No, he’s from Lahore. Yes. Haha ok talk to you later!
Fuck my grandma’s here. How I’m supposed to make pancakes now?? Fuck it lezgo!
brb a black man is calling my name!
— ndf689 i have discovered your secret racist agendar
the thing is
Nathan F: ok the thing is
Nathan F: i cant have anyyyyyy black men over tonight
Nathan F: :(
le peinture
Nathan F: i shouldnt be typing right now
Nathan F: are there any more black men in this house?????
Nathan F: wtf
Nathan F: ok why are you trying to paint a picture
Nathan F: like i have black men over at my house
Nathan F: a lot
less harder
Nathan F: ewww thats the only bad thing about break
Nathan F: its less harder to go to mostly black neighborhoods
would you be totally screwed if black men left chocolate stains
— ndf689 he’s straight i swear!
hehehe ok just a sec brb this time i seriousy have a black man outside
— ndf689 on his habits
shopping with ndf689
Nathan F: ok heres a joke
Nathan F: lets go to prada
Nathan F: i'll look for tops you look for bottoms
rophynol
Nathan F: omg i feel like that justin bieber sometiems
Nathan F: people jsut want to slip me roofies
